2012-04-18: Progress! No, you won't see any but I have made some. This is what comes from writing your own non-SQL database engine. :) Over the top? Of course - I like a challenge.
2011-10-19: I'm fundamentally lazy and easily distracted by games... I've averaged probably about an hour each month on the site, so it's a little slow progressing, but progressing it is. :)
2011-03-29: OK, so I'm working on something... Probably won't see the light of day for another 6 months.
2011-03-20: I'm not entirely sure I can be bothered anymore. ;)